"Sometimes I wear shirts. Especially on Sundays. These here ones don't suck."

Jimbo "Bumper" Fender

"My 'Begone Peasants' shirt from Ravenous Daggers not only turns heads at the office but also perfectly echoes my daily sentiments. It's my power-play attire!"

Stanley Luxington

"Since wearing my Ravenous Daggers shirt, I've become the tribe's hero. Even my battle roars sound fiercer!"

Grok

"I have no clue what the creature on my Ravenous Daggers tee is, but wearing it makes me the coolest mom on the block. Suddenly, I'm in the know!"

Brenda Glossenrum

"My conquest of Earth was going well, but the Ravenous Daggers tee sealed the deal. Now, humans bow down, impressed by my intergalactic fashion sense!"

Gleebok Xtltrbs Kribben, Jr.

"Ever since donning my Ravenous Daggers tee, my spells have tripled in power. Who knew the secret to arcane mastery was in a t-shirt?"

Sorcerer Billy

"Sometimes they have Waifu designs, those are really cool."

Tim Dajong

"Since draping me in a Ravenous Daggers tee, park-goers seem to think I'm some kind of hip, ironic art piece. I've never felt more appreciated, and the birds seem to agree!"

Park Statue