Dost Thou Even Hoist? - Premium T-Shirt

"Dost Thou Even Hoist?" Tee: A Testament to Noble Gains

Lo, noble wearer, the "Dost Thou Even Hoist?" t-shirt beckons thee to bear witness to the union of chivalry and strength, as if forged in the fires of Camelot itself. This garment doth honor the knightly pursuit of might, where one’s worth is measured not in gold nor in lineage, but in the weight one can heave unto the heavens.

Shouldst thou wear this, let it be known that thou art not one to shirk the trials of the iron. For in the age of dragons, quests, and valor, it is the hoister who stands above, their sinews tempered like steel, their resolve as unyielding as Excalibur itself. "Dost Thou Even Hoist?" is not a query; it is a challenge, whispered from the mead halls to the gymnasiums.

So gird thy loins and don this tee, as it declares to all realms: thou art a champion, a lifter of great burdens, and a knight of the barbell. Thy quest for gains is righteous, and thine enemies? They tremble before the clang of thy plates. Dost thou even hoist? Aye, thou dost—and with honor.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US