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Fantasy Gaming Near-Sighted Monster - Premium T-Shirt

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$34.85
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Color – Pebble
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Remember when they said reading in the dark would ruin your eyes? Well, spare a thought for the nearsighted denizens of the deep, dark dungeons who are killing time waiting for unsuspecting adventurers.

This shirt features an iconic but legally ambiguous multi-eyed monster of fantasy fame, now squinting into the gloom. It's a creature so renowned that even the most eagle-eyed trademark lawyers are questing through the fine print for their next payday.

Don this tee for your next game night, fantasy convention, or when you want to remind your mom that, yes, you're still the 'weird kid' she always had awkward conversations about. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable piece of defiance against the mundane, a beacon for all those who cherish their strained eyes in the dim light of imagination and legalese.

  • Unisex size and cut
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Sizing Information
 
Standard Premium Tee
SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32
Heavyweight Premium Tee
SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH
S 29 ½ 18
M 30 ½ 20
L 31 ½ 22
XL 32 ½ 24
2XL 33 ½ 26
3XL 34 ½ 28
4XL 35 ½ 30
    Fantasy Gaming Near-Sighted Monster - Premium T-Shirt
    Fantasy Gaming Near-Sighted Monster - Premium T-Shirt
    Fantasy Gaming Near-Sighted Monster - Premium T-Shirt
    Fantasy Gaming Near-Sighted Monster - Premium T-Shirt
    Fantasy Gaming Near-Sighted Monster - Premium T-Shirt
    Fantasy Gaming Near-Sighted Monster - Premium T-Shirt
    Fantasy Gaming Near-Sighted Monster - Premium T-Shirt