Begone, Peasants - Premium T-Shirt

Begone, Peasants Tee: A Nod to the Nobly Disinterested

Adorn yourself in the "Begone, Peasants. I'm off to attend more significant matters" t-shirt, a garment steeped in the fine tradition of wry detachment and aristocratic nonchalance. This isn't merely a piece of clothing; it's a wearable manifesto of sublime disinterest.

In an era where everyone clamors to be heard, this shirt offers a refreshing counterpoint: a declaration of one's own lofty pursuits, far removed from the pedestrian concerns of the common crowd. It's a tongue-in-cheek homage to the days of yore, where nobility and a touch of haughty disdain went hand in hand.

The tee, emblazoned with a phrase that would make even the most stoic of court jesters crack a smile, serves as a reminder of the joy found in life's more grandiose, albeit imagined, obligations. Whether you're navigating the aisles of your local market or striding through the public square, this shirt is your silent, yet eloquent announcement that you, indeed, have more significant matters to attend to.

So, don this regal proclamation and watch as the sea of commonality parts for you, the wearer of the "Begone, Peasants" t-shirt, a modern-day monarch of the metaphorical realm, where irony reigns supreme and every exit is as grand as the courts of old.

• Our standard-weight premium tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US