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He Knows Your Secrets

Regular price
$34.85
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$34.85
Color – Red
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This isn't your typical jolly Old Saint Nick; this Santa knows the dark depths of your soul. With a knowing look and a twinkle in his eye, he's not just making a list, he's checking it twice with all your twisted secrets in mind.

It's the perfect shirt for holiday parties, casual get-togethers, or as a creepy gift for that friend who "loves Christmas." Because Santa's not just about the gifts and the good cheer – he's pretty big on scaring the crap out of kids too.
  • Unisex size and cut
  • Distressed/Vintage look
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Sizing Information
 
Standard Premium Tee
SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32
Heavyweight Premium Tee
SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH
S 29 ½ 18
M 30 ½ 20
L 31 ½ 22
XL 32 ½ 24
2XL 33 ½ 26
3XL 34 ½ 28
4XL 35 ½ 30
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