Fantasy Gaming Near-Sighted Monster - Premium T-Shirt

Remember when they said reading in the dark would ruin your eyes? Well, spare a thought for the nearsighted denizens of the deep, dark dungeons who are killing time waiting for unsuspecting adventurers.

This shirt features an iconic but legally ambiguous multi-eyed monster of fantasy fame, now squinting into the gloom. It's a creature so renowned that even the most eagle-eyed trademark lawyers are questing through the fine print for their next payday.

Don this tee for your next game night, fantasy convention, or when you want to remind your mom that, yes, you're still the 'weird kid' she always had awkward conversations about. It's not just a shirt; it's a wearable piece of defiance against the mundane, a beacon for all those who cherish their strained eyes in the dim light of imagination and legalese.

• Unisex size and cut
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US