I Take Big Dumps - Premium T-Shirt

"I Take Big Dumps" Tee: Embrace Your Inner Elephant

Behold the "I Take Big Dumps" t-shirt: a garment of rare honesty, draped in the majesty of an elephant's silhouette. This isn't just a shirt; it's a wearable piece of candid revelation, a sly wink to the connoisseurs of life's less celebrated truths.

In the grand tradition of overstating the understated, this tee emerges as a champion of the unvarnished real. Adorned with an elephant, nature's own grand architect of the substantial dump, it's a garment that says, "Here I stand, unabashed and unashamed, a testament to the unspoken yet universal."

This shirt is for the brave, the bold, the ones who stride through life with a knowing smile and a nod to the elephant in the room – or, more accurately, the elephant on their chest. It's less of a fashion choice, more of a narrative, a story told in cotton and ink.

So, don this t-shirt and step out into the world not just as a bearer of apparel, but as a harbinger of truth, a curator of conversation, and perhaps, a little bit of an instigator. After all, in a world keen on veiling reality, why not be the one to unveil it with a bit of flair?

• Unisex size and cut
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US