Sweet Existential Dread - Premium T-Shirt

Introducing the ultimate wardrobe staple for your next existential crisis: our 'Sweet Existential Dread' tee. Why just feel the crushing weight of existence when you can wear it? This shirt is perfect for those days when you're contemplating the void or just trying to impress your nihilist book club. It's not just a fashion choice; it's a lifestyle – one that says, 'I'm laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside.'

Strut your stuff at the grocery store, in philosophy class, or during a casual existential meltdown. Who needs therapy when your shirt screams, 'I'm comfortably numb with the absurdity of life'? Let's face it, nothing says 'I'm deep and also incredibly fun at parties' quite like a tee that casually nods to the bleakness of existence. Grab one now and be the envy of every existentialist who doesn't care enough to admit it!

• Unisex size and cut
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US