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Sweet Existential Dread - Unisex Hoodie

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$55.85
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$55.85
Color – Black
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The Existential Dread Hoodie: Embrace the Absurdity in Comfort

"Envelop yourself in the cozy folds of our 'Savor the Sweet Existential Dread' hoodie, a garment that comforts as much as it questions. This isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a wearable existential crisis, perfect for those moments when the sheer futility of it all becomes too much to bear without a soft, cotton-blend embrace.

Adorned with the poignant phrase 'Savor the Sweet Existential Dread when futility takes control,' this hoodie is for the thinkers, the over-analyzers, and the existentialists who like their philosophy with a side of snugness. It's ideal for contemplative strolls through rain-slicked streets, brooding in dimly lit coffee shops, or simply curling up with a good, perplexing book about the human condition.

Let this hoodie be your shield against the absurdity of the universe, a soft bulwark in the face of life's relentless questions. With its roomy pockets, you can carry around your existential tomes or just a place to bury your hands when the weight of existence gets too heavy. Embrace the futility, the dread, and the comfort, all in one stylish, thought-provoking package.

  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Self-fabric patch on the back
  • Matching flat drawstrings
  • 3-panel hood
  • Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Sizing Information
 
Standard Premium Tee
SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32
Heavyweight Premium Tee
SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH
S 29 ½ 18
M 30 ½ 20
L 31 ½ 22
XL 32 ½ 24
2XL 33 ½ 26
3XL 34 ½ 28
4XL 35 ½ 30
    Sweet Existential Dread - Unisex Hoodie
    Sweet Existential Dread - Unisex Hoodie
    Sweet Existential Dread - Unisex Hoodie
    Sweet Existential Dread - Unisex Hoodie