"Dost Thou Even Hoist" - Premium Hoodie

"Dost Thou Even Hoist?" Hoodie: Raiment From The Kingdom of Swole

Hark! Thou hast stumbled upon the ultimate battle raiment for the noble pursuit of gains! Whether thou art storming the squat rack or fending off knaves who dare skip leg day, this hoodie shall keep thee warm and looking as majestic as a dragon’s bicep curl.

Crafted from fabrics blessed by the Protein Clerics, it offers unparalleled coziness for both training and post-hoist feasting. Don this garb, and let the peasants mutter in awe: “Lo, this knight doth indeed hoist!”

Perfect for knights, dames, and gym rats of yore. Thou shalt not pass… on this hoodie.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.