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Calm Down, I'm Fixin' To - Premium T-Shirt

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$34.85
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$34.85
Color – Silver
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Here it is. The embodiment of every Southern paterfamilus, on one glorious t-shirt.

It's a wearable manifesto for the perpetually pestered. Ideal for those who've made an art form of deferring tasks while juggling life's endless juggle. It's your stylish shield against the "when are you going to" brigade, offering a silent but clear message: 'I'll get to it, eventually, in my own sweet time, thank you very much.'

Perfect for those family gatherings where Aunt Betty Jo won't stop asking about your life plans, or for casual Fridays when your boss is eyeballin’ your unfinished reports. This shirt doesn't just say you're on top of things; it declares that you're operating on a timeline so advanced, others can't possibly comprehend it. Wear it proudly and stride into the world with the confidence of someone who's definitely going to do that thing... just not right now.
  • Our standard-weight premium tee
  • Unisex size and cut
  • Distressed/Vintage look
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Sizing Information
 
Standard Premium Tee
SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH
XS 27 16 ½
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
4XL 34 30
5XL 35 32
Heavyweight Premium Tee
SIZE LABEL LENGTH WIDTH
S 29 ½ 18
M 30 ½ 20
L 31 ½ 22
XL 32 ½ 24
2XL 33 ½ 26
3XL 34 ½ 28
4XL 35 ½ 30
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